Jonathon. 21. Warrington, UK. Leeds Trinity Journalism Graduate. Video Games. Comics.
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May have broken my toe on Holiday… Send me your sympathies!

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

x

Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

(Source: youslyraccoon)

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

Last night I was tricked into a bar by some guy who promised a midget fight. I can’t believe I fell for it…

Apologies for the lack of post guys, but I’m in Benidorm failing to get a tan!