Jonathon. 21. Warrington, UK. Leeds Trinity Journalism Graduate. Video Games. Comics.
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May have broken my toe on Holiday… Send me your sympathies!




Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.


Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

(Source: youslyraccoon)



the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

Last night I was tricked into a bar by some guy who promised a midget fight. I can’t believe I fell for it…

Apologies for the lack of post guys, but I’m in Benidorm failing to get a tan!