January 2012
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The Darkness 2 Demo
The Darkness 2 Demo opens with Jackie Estacado being impaled on a crucifix at the command of a strange, perverted man. Standing next to what I could only assume was an Elder Scroll magic scroll.
We are then cast into Jackie’s memory of being guided through a restaurant listening to how a woman’s risotto is too spicy, whilst moping about the death of this girlfriend (which took place...
Off to see All Time Low courtesy of my girlfriend...
First I was afraid...
legallyblindobservations:
rabidpatamon:
shittinghorses:
sushimilk:
you know those potatoes called smiles? I’m eating some now and every time I eat them I feel like they are staring me down like “you boiled us in hot oil and that really hurt and now you’re eating us but thats okay we forgive you”
oh my god asdfghjjkl
it’s staring into my soul
make it stop
